HAHA. JOKETIME

Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali .
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!
Pare: O sige, sirit na nga!
Bobo: Anest.
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Policeman arresting a prostitute…
Prosti: Aba , I am not selling sex!
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I’m a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
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Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have [...]

TOP Business Owned by PINOYS

1. Parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starduck” .
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “Violybee”
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”.
5. In Manila , there’s a laundry place named, “Summa Cum Laundry”.
6. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”.
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: [...]